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Video games blamed for violent incident at Calgary kindergarten
Violence in video games is rotting our children to the core! By Dylan Random CALGARY, AB — Video games are getting more bad rep this week, after a senior official with the Calgary Police Service blamed...
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Former lobster restaurant employee admits to burning down 16th Ave. location...
“♫♪ I’m too sexy for this plate, too sexy for this plate, plate you’re not gunna’ eat ma’! ♫♪” – A lobster, who is red . . . but he’s not a Red Lobster. By Dylan Random CALGARY, AB – Investigators with...
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The Land Before Time LXVII announced at SDCC
With a budget of $340 million, Universal hopes The Land Before Time 67 crushes the summer competition. . By Dylan Random During Universal Studios’ press conference at the San Diego Comic Con on...
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Benny the Bear opens up about sex, drugs, and alcohol abuse on the set of...
“16 Chickens and a Tambourine” was actually a song about a drinking game the cast and crew played during commercial breaks, according to Benny the Bear in his new memoir, titled “Benny: More Than Just...
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Police, City urge calm after shark attack in Bow River leaves Calgary man...
Experts say the recent flood may have made it easier for great white and other sharks to navigate the Bow River. By Dylan Random CALGARY, AB — The July 31 shark-attack on a Calgary man inside city...
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Crowchild Trail to be converted into ‘urban bicycling highway’
A cyclist clashes with a car on 10th St. in Calgary. There will be no clashes on Crowchild, as all car lanes will be removed. Photo by Dylan Random. By Dylan Random Crowchild Tr., one of Calgary’s...
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U of C researcher cracks the mystery of disappearing honeybee colonies
The fate of the human race is bound to the fate of the honeybee. By Dylan Random Entire honeybee colonies around the world are either dying off or disappearing altogether. The phenomenon has been aptly...
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Calgary honours Toronto mayor Rob Ford with prestigious white asshat
Toronto mayor Rob Ford upon being honoured with the traditional white Smithbilt asshat by the City of Calgary. By Dylan Random CALGARY, AB – The City of Calgary’s Mayor’s Office recognized their...
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Massive sinkhole swallows neighbourhood of Silverado, Calgarians ask ‘where...
A 3200-meter wide sinkhole swalloed the southwest neighbourhood of Silverado. Photo by Urban Anomie. By Dylan Random The tsunami that struck Calgary and the town of High River in June has left the city...
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Internet giant Facebook rushes to ban mentions of turnips. Fake news still okay
14-year-old Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, is unhappy with turnips. By Urban Anomie Owing to recent criticisms and to the world’s disgust over turnips, the king of social media has made a move to ban...
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